Date: 2008-09-18 15:32 Subject: Lucozade Security: Public Location: my boudoir Mood: chipper

Lucozade first came to my attention many years ago, when I was just a wee bonnie thing in need of a pick me up whenever I was unwell. On surveying newspaper headlines this week,I would suggest some lucozade for the finance world. Merrill Lynch swallowed whole by bank of America! Lehman Brothers bankrupt! Bear Sterns a mere shadow player, who's next I wonder. Today the Bank of England put $40 billion dollars into money markets to keep things stable. Apparently this has not gone unnoticed around the financial globe. Seems like lots of other countries have done the same. I bet eunochs around the planet are laughing as we speak!! After all they don't need viagra do they!!

Date: 2008-08-29 12:31 Subject: cats and violence Security: Public

Its today the day after yesterday and the day before today

Date: 2008-08-28 12:04 Subject: London Security: Public

So I was in Covent Garden the other day wandering aimlessly when by chance I ended up on the tube and headed for Regents park, I never actually made it to Regents park because I ended up in Hyde park, whaT THE HLELL ITS GOT TREES AND DUCKS AND STRANGE OLD PEOPLE WHO FEED SQUIRRELS!

Date: 2008-01-21 15:11 Subject: kettles and drumsticks Security: Public

Oh woe is me i am undone?? or am i??

Date: 2008-01-19 10:30 Subject: jobs hopes and dreaming of the earthly spires Security: Public

Just now back from a successful trip down to london for a job interview which miracle opf the holies i nailed first time, there is hope for me yet...

Date: 2007-10-17 13:15 Subject: work and play Security: Public Location: The studyroom Mood: lethargic Music: the pogues

Hi all, havent been on since 3rd Oct i think, just finished filling a skip with garden soil and bricks thanks to the constant prompts of my Mum, and boy i am whacked, so much so that i am gonna relax now for at least the rest of the day and just do boring shit

Date: 2007-10-03 22:14 Subject: movies that scare people Security: Public Mood: scared

Lets have a quick debate, probably very bloody quick if i know this blog lol... Scary movies, has there been such a thing as genuinely scary movies??? Starters for ten... The original 'When a stranger calls' (at least the first twenty minutes)......

Date: 2007-10-03 21:54 Subject: October Security: Public Mood: cranky Music: Ancient Klingon funeral durge

Well chaps its already the tenth month of the year and the winter season looms ahead, are we downhearted no, well maybe. The Christmas rota was just posted at work and guess whos working Christmas and New Year.......

Date: 2007-09-29 06:26 Subject: NIGHT SHIFT Security: Public Mood: tired Music: Bela Lugosi's dead.. 'The Bauhaus'

Well viewers, I have finished yet another successful night shift, and now have the benefit of a three day period of doing jack shit hooray, a well earned rest. Last night was typically quiet and one which afforded me the opportunity of watching 6 black and white Sherlock Holmes films, the best part of this is that I got paid for doing it hehehe....

Date: 2007-09-27 22:30 Subject: movies Security: Public Mood: jubilant Music: Colonel Bogey

My main love in life is movies, the joy of cinema still holds a charm for me, which judging by the ever increasing size of my dvd collection, says a lot about my ability to entertain at dinner parties.

My recommendation this week film wise would have to be 'Bridge on the River Kwai' an oscar winning epic directed by David Lean and starring such stalwarts of British cinema as Alec Guinness, Jack Hawkins, Geoffrey Horne. Ably accompanied by William Holden ah yes those were the days, when history could be bastardized with a stiff upper lip and no one really gave a shit, why? Because it would have been terribly bad form old boy. A gripping yarn nevertheless so get it and enjoy...

Date: 2007-09-27 22:27 Subject: EMPATHY Security: Public Location: office Mood: discontent

Hi all, another night shift another drachma. Yet again my flabber is ghasted by the vile machinations of my evil co-workers. Both Tom and I have agreed to agree that we are both truly fed up at work and generally unnappreciated in our time. What all this means I have no idea, I suspect it means we both pissed off at work at the moment

Date: 2007-09-20 22:23 Subject: WORK Security: Public Location: work as bloody usual Mood: angry

I work with idiots, i work for idiots, god i'm so pissed off with my job right now it makes me so mad that people cannot see whats in front of them...............GRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Date: 2007-09-19 22:00 Subject: Night shift Security: Public Location: work (yawn..) Mood: bored

Hi it's lil old me. I'm on night shift, made easier this evening as we have just had one of our more problematic individuals transferred elsewhere. Which means less paperwork for e and more inane rantings for you. Still every cloud has a silver lining, today I got what every budding artist wants, a canvas to paint with, now all I need is some paint and the subject... All will be revealed tune in later in case i get bored as i often do, especially when i have little else to occupy my mind..

Date: 2007-09-16 20:04 Subject: Sad day Security: Public Location: the office Mood: sad Music: drive

Shock news, the rally driver Colin Mcrae has been killed in a helicopter crash along with his five year old son and two others, a talented driver to be sure and a jolly decent chap to boot, heres to you Colin, pulling a handbrake turn round the pearly gates i hope...

Date: 2007-09-15 07:16 Subject: Morning has broken Security: Public Location: the office Mood: tired Music: go to sleep

I sit here in a state of complete catatonia, having just come to the end of yet another night shift, at the wonderful world of work. Destined for my bed fairly shortly, into the land of the nodderslies

Date: 2007-09-14 21:30 Subject: finance matters Security: Public Location: work (yawn..) Mood: creative Music: nick cave and the bad seeds

Anyone who tells you it don't is lying or just plain daft, i think i may sell my car i checked out the book price today and its £4750, so i may get at least £4000-£4500, why? because i have a new mission to keep my sanity poised from the brink, i want to pay off my debts in the next two years or my devilish master plan part two will fail

Date: 2007-09-14 00:20 Subject: "Hey Eckhardt, think about the future" Security: Public Location: work as usual Mood: crazy Music: theme to Dr Kidare

Hi gang, hell who am I kidding, i'm making you sound like lots of people... Some time past I was toying with the idea of upping sticksa and moving to London,, wey hey. Anyway I died so i couldnt go, boo hoo. Well I have come up with another outrageous plan to stave off the tedium of everyday life, yes I want to give up my job and go back to university and study to be a doctor

Date: 2007-09-13 01:16 Subject: Bold and prepared Security: Public Location: work Mood: determined

Hi every one and you who I won't talk about yes, you know who you are... That business on Rigelium five won't save you...

I feel very bold today I have completed my nursing report and its only twenty four pages long, not bad for me, given over as I am to a minimalist line in prose, so to speak, well I popped into ASDA this evening on my way to work with every intention of purchasing some food for my supper... ( NIGHT shift again) Anyway I seem to have walked out without food but in possession of five dvds from their sale oops....

Date: 2007-09-12 00:54 Subject: Health Security: Public Location: at work Mood: bouncy Music: smoke on the water

Oh yes forgot to say I have given up smoking using a revolutionary groundbreaking scientific method, I developed the method myself using motivational techniques and spiritual navajo indian guidance. Anyone requiring my technique please send twenty english pounds and the address of a good barber and i will tell all.... I ahve been smoke free for twenty one days today, and i am quite pleased with myself.

Date: 2007-09-12 00:49 Subject: Log sawing Security: Public Location: uk- germany Mood: determined

I recently went to Germany with my friend Tom, we had both been entered by my Father ( who lives in Germany) into a log sawing competition. Therefore with the courage of a pair of neutered lemmings we set off on our travels to do battle with the locals weilding nothing but a band saw and precious little knowledge of log sawing... Our journey began in Stoke on Trent, Hanley bus depot, fuelled with two cheese oatcakes and half a kilo of pure melted grease we waited for our national express coach. We only had the best part of a days travel to look forward to............ To be continued